WORDS OF WISDOM FROM MY LIFE

When you’re in a bad neighborhood and 2 young men ask for assistance in a back alleyway you politely decline!

Yeah, it was pretty obvious to me, it was in the west end of Atlanta by a Goodwill, they claimed a lady “needed a boost round back.” and just happened to be waiting around to flag the first clueless looking fat white guy down. I told those douche bags that I don’t got cable and walked into the most depressing Goodwill I’ve ever been in, and possibly dodging a bullet, but like for real I could have died. Don’t be the guy who is dumber than I am.

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WHEN YOU’RE ON ADHD

I used to make videos like this when I was running out of time… and sometimes it took hours just to make a small video like the one below. Of course I always started making them when real important things needed to be done by morning. 

Somehow my brain kept telling me to make this or that and made me believe it was absolutely necessary before doing, you know, the important stuff like typing reports for work that was already due for a week.
Luckily ADHD gave me the power to bullshit my way out of things, even when shit got super overdue.  It’s not my fault they missed the memo I never wrote.

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ATLANTA’S FRED BLANKENSHIP

This buffoon posts garbage like this every single morning at like 4:30 AM..